Pig avoids the pokey

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Deptford officers were dispatched to the area of Tanyard Road and Brenner Drive on Dec. 6 for a report of a loose pig. Through the use of “deescalation” techniques and the latest technology, they apprehended the suspect.

He was identified as Albert Einswine, a 4-year-old from the New Sharon section of the township. Mr. Einswine was released on his own recognizance.

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