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Pig avoids the pokey

Courtesy of Deptford Township Police Department

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Deptford officers were dispatched to the area of Tanyard Road and Brenner Drive on Dec. 6 for a report of a loose pig. Through the use of “deescalation” techniques and the latest technology, they apprehended the suspect.

He was identified as Albert Einswine, a 4-year-old from the New Sharon section of the township. Mr. Einswine was released on his own recognizance.

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